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  • darslee
    07-17 07:29 PM
    And I second that...it couldn't have been easy to backtrack with grace...:)





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  • vikaschowdhry
    06-06 07:36 AM
    seahawks you said:
    A passport must me valid at least 6 months is my understanding when I got my H1 renewed.

    Could you please provide me a link to an official website that can confirm this?





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  • willgetgc2005
    02-09 01:01 PM
    Hi,

    I am having issues with my Immigration Attorney. I had asked him to initiate
    enquiry about my 485 status about 3 times over the past 2 years and each time he replied via email saying he has sent the enquiry. he usually is very flaky and at times even lies or avoids my calls and emails. I am paying for his
    service and not my company.

    In nay case, I needed those documents he says he sent as enquiry for my records. When I ask for it, he says he will send it but is just not sending it despite about 10 follow ups over the last 3 months. He says he will send it.I suspect he never initiated the enquiry and just lied to me. So now he is in soup.

    He has screwed me and others up like this several times. I really want to refer him to ethics tribunal or something like that. What are my options ? I have been very frustrated with him for the last several years.

    Please suggest.





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  • sargon
    09-29 06:58 PM
    USCIS has updated the processing dates pages of all the four service centers on September 28. Now the pages say that these dates are valid as of July 31, 2008 only.

    If I remember well the processing dates information was more up-to-date earlier.

    So looks like CIS has backtracked from their earlier published dates. They are telling us that they simply cannot tell what the current processing dates are. All they can tell us is that what applications they were processing on July 31.

    What can we deduce from this? Is it good? Is it bad? Or no relevance?

    It could be good as CIS might be processing July 2007 485 applications as of today? Or may be not.

    Simply more confusion, as if as it is we were not confused enough.



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  • Anders �stberg
    April 10th, 2004, 10:09 AM
    Sorry to go on about my birds, but this I wanted to share...

    I was out to get some training photographing flying birds when I suddenly saw this seagull that had a wooden stick poking out from the neck. I decided to turn photo journalist for a while and concentrate on pictures of this unlucky bird. I don't know what could have happened to it, either it has accidentally flown into something or God forbid someone has shot an arrow at it. :(

    I have already found out that photographing flying birds is difficult, but try photographing a specific bird in a big flock - that's taking the difficulty to another level! :) I managed to get a few inflight pictures as well though. Unfortunately it was of course not too difficult to spot with the wooden pointer attached.

    This is what I first saw, the bird flying past me a couple of times:
    http://www.InterimLocation.com/FretNoMore/Photo/10D/pictures/LargeBirds/ImpaledGull_3345.jpg

    He was clearly irritated, kept scratching around the head and shaking to get rid of the stick:
    http://www.InterimLocation.com/FretNoMore/Photo/10D/pictures/LargeBirds/ImpaledGull_3402.jpg

    This bird seemed quite dominant, kept chasing off other birds, so it wasn't too hindering:
    http://www.InterimLocation.com/FretNoMore/Photo/10D/pictures/LargeBirds/ImpaledGull_3353.jpg

    He was also out on the water, resting as well as courting and chasing other birds:
    http://www.InterimLocation.com/FretNoMore/Photo/10D/pictures/LargeBirds/ImpaledGull_3382.jpg

    When I threw in some bribes he also joined in in the feeding, both feet and stick in the water:
    http://www.InterimLocation.com/FretNoMore/Photo/10D/pictures/LargeBirds/ImpaledGull_3362.jpg

    Here's another inflight picture with the ugly stick poking out:
    http://www.InterimLocation.com/FretNoMore/Photo/10D/pictures/LargeBirds/ImpaledGull_3396.jpg

    And a final portrait of this unlucky bird:
    http://www.InterimLocation.com/FretNoMore/Photo/10D/pictures/LargeBirds/ImpaledGull_3329.jpg

    To end on a slightly brighter note here are two birds just about to take off:
    http://www.InterimLocation.com/FretNoMore/Photo/10D/pictures/LargeBirds/SeagullsTakingOff_3354.jpg

    -Anders





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  • prout02
    08-13 07:49 PM
    My infopass IO told me so. My wife's namecheck got cleared last October. However, it was waiting for mine and it cleared the hurdle July 08. So yes, it matters even if one year has passed since I applied for 485.



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  • mr_rajeevsaxena
    08-16 07:43 PM
    Hello,

    Just Curious if anyone got receipt notice for any I485 application with the following:

    USCIS Receipt date: July 2nd
    Time: 11:34 am
    Signed by: B. GERKENSMEYER
    Carier: USPS Express Mail

    Thanks





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  • godbless
    03-08 07:17 PM
    I travelled to India first time after coming to USA. The airline people did not take my I94 from me. I was not aware if I had to turn it in. I came back and got another I94. Now what do I do with my old I94? My 140/485 is in progress.



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  • raydhan
    11-09 09:04 AM
    Sincere request to all the retrogression victims from the great State of Oklahoma.

    Please post your willingness or send me a PM if you are interested in working for IV's cause.

    Lets go guys!!!
    Make some noise. The timing has never been better.





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  • WaitingYaar
    03-23 10:47 PM
    Does letter for initial interview makes sense for EB petitions. May be gurus from the the forum can comment.



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  • invincibleasian
    03-02 12:22 PM
    Hi All,

    I have been following the postings on this forum. I appreciate all the hard work the core group is doing. I also appreciate the active participation by all members in answering/discussing the forum topics.

    I have contributed a one time $200.00 in support and would contribute more and request every one to support in there capacity.

    Every one needs PR status, but in my case, the need is more for my wife, because of the reason that she wants to pursue her medical residency here.

    I sometimes wonder and sometimes I feel like going back to India, work for my present company for 1 year, come back here on a managerial/executive position on L1 along with my wife and apply for Perm in Eb1 cat...this said is all my thought!

    This would enable my wife to get work permit as L1 dependent and an eventually a residency position in a good univ and a current 1-485 status.

    Only thing though is my wife would need to attend interviews.

    Any suggestions/feedback will help me and all other people in this situation.

    Thank You,
    The 116

    Medical institutions will apply for a H1 for her. Dont waste any time. She can start applying ofr residency as soon as she completes her USMLE part 2 and then start preparing for part3 good luck!





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  • eb3retro
    10-22 10:46 PM
    I agree with you. EB2 filers should not have any problem after USCIS solves all this receipting mess. Any one who filed in June and is already approved must have been pre-adjudicated, which means both name check and finger printing must have happened before the new fiscal year began. Anyway, from our perspective and not USCIS'S, EB3 has a long way to go.

    My details:

    PD= 03/2005
    I-140: Approved
    RD: June 26, 2007
    FP: Sept.8, 2007
    EAD: approved in 44 days



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  • Joey Foley
    November 21st, 2005, 08:03 PM
    Heck no I don't mind! By the way Steve these were taken at The Patio.
    I still wish I would of got that a little bit better in focus.

    Anyway, I'm not very good with Photoshop (I own Photoshop CS2), but I usually use Corel Paint Shop Pro X. But lately I've been using Picasa2.
    (http://picasa.google.com/index.html)
    It just seems a lot faster the way the program is set up.

    I need to learn Photoshop (badly). I just hadn't had time.

    Thanks for the help guys, it is VERY much appreciated.





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  • krustycat
    10-24 08:39 PM
    fatjoe.

    Did you get any receipt # in the mail or from your lawyer before calling them to ask for the checks to be cashed?
    Because they are refusing to enter a "service request" for my case unless I provide them with a receipt # (Which I didn't get, that's the reason I am calling. This is like a closed loop. I am calling because I didn't get anything receipt yet, they tell me I cannot do anything if I don't give them a receipt #, it's funny, isn't it?). They don't accept my tracking number from USPS express mail as a proof of receipt.



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  • chintu25
    07-30 12:39 PM
    Did you have your A# with your I-140 approval??

    My guessing is that your I-485 has been entered into the system and based on your A#, you may see the LUDs for other approved/pending receipt numbers also.


    Yes I did have an A# on my I140 . But niether have I recd the reciept notice nor has the check hit the bank yet
    So
    what to make of it ?





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  • LookingForGC
    03-08 12:31 PM
    Congrats. Glad to know.



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  • indyanguy
    08-24 03:05 PM
    In the past EB3 was eligible for PP before EB2 was eligible.

    http://www.murthy.com/news/n_eb3140.html

    I've heard rumors that this will happen again. I don't understand the rationale though.





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  • SGP
    09-27 10:43 AM
    Thanks once again for the reply.

    When you say I can retain the priority date, how does that work? Do I have to file the PERM again? Isn't the PERM what gives us the priority date? And then will I have to file the I-140 or is it that I need to file the I-140 only?

    Thanks

    Omi.

    Sailing in exact same boat. Surely will appreciate replies from Raj.





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  • pappu
    06-03 12:47 PM
    Good job Pratik. we should grab every opportunity we get to voice our opinion even though this TV interview was mostly on H1B visa cap and increasing the cap. Only 10 seconds or so were given to the lengthy green card process. Increasing H1B quota is not a solution for us. It would infact increase our wait times and backlog of applications. it is in the interest of Hi-tech companies to have the h1b visa quota increased so that they can get more skilled workers. However they know that once they have an H1B worker, they will have that worker for many years due to retrogression. Thus retrogression is not a BIG news story. We need to highlight the greencard quota issue and not confuse it with the H1B quota issue. I feel these are 2 different things. After watching the SJC and Senate proceedings I feel Retrogression and greencard quota issue needs more awareness and education amongst lawmakers so that it is not confused with H1B visa quota.





    jskumar
    09-05 10:34 AM
    I got an RFE email both for me and wife (9/03 from NSC). How long does it take to arrive in mail?.





    file485
    07-09 08:36 AM
    There was one case where in appeal his claim for AC-21 was upheld, but his job location was different from LCA location, so he was termed out of status on H1 and since his out of status > 180 days, his I-485 was denied.

    This happened in early 2007.

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    could you be more specific..

    If the Labor mentioned as a job location in NY...after we get the EAD..we cant move to Florida and work there..?